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“Your sexuality is god’s love letter to you, a miracle of biological engineering that could have been devised only by a mind of vast and humorous generosity, a mind that knew the pain and the sense of confinement earthly beings would feel and wanted to make sure you might always have glimpses of heaven.”
Imagine if The Hunger Games was The Amazing Race and Katniss Everdeen was a high school cheerleader. Now throw in some adorable, yet lethal, genetically engineered animal racing companions and you’ve got the basis of Victoria Scott’s Fire & Flood duology. She’s not a skilled hunter or a talented archer. She’s definitely not Dauntless, but she develops as a person and a racer throughout the books. If you’re looking for a little humor with your high-stakes tension, look no further.